You already made your way this far, so you might as well sign my guestbook, or at least view it. C'mon, just sign it!!!

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Hey you, stop scrolling down this page and sign this friggen guestbook already!!!!

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Do it now!!!

Would you please just sign it!

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Can't you see I'm desperate!!!

Fine, don't sign it. You might as well go back home!